Manny Suspended 50 Games

HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA.  I only wish Manny Ramirez was popped for performance enhancing drugs while he was still with the Sox.  Manny is saying it was a prescription drug, but according to a MLB source, it was a female fertility drug that curtails the side effects that come at the end of a steroid cycle.  The body may stop producing testosterone when juicers go off the 'roids, causing testicles to shrink.  I guess Manny wanted his Lil' Manny to still be Lil' Manny.  

Let's see how much of a "genius" Joe Torre is now.  Luckily for him, the Dodgers are in the worse division in baseball and his team has more talent then anyone else in that pathetic division.  

Manny was tested during spring training.  Why does it take MLB over a month to announce a positive test?  Something tells me Manny will enjoy the break - it will be interesting to see how he responds on the road with fans taunting him upon his return.  I'm now thinking Manny was 'roid raging when he pushed down the 68-year old Sox traveling secretary last year.  Who normally does that besides criminals?  

Finally, someone not connected to the Yankees, Mets or Barry Bonds.  Baseball needs to look at all clubhouses - not just the ones where the clubhouse boy gets pinched by the feds.