Thank you for your support and comments on the Suzuki blog. In your comments, you thought I would be a huge Suzuki fan if he were wearing the Yankee pinstripes. My friend, you couldn't be further from the truth. I bad-mouth the Yankees so much, my buddies wonder if I truly am a Yankee fan. Believe me, I would be chewing out the gutless girl's softball player if he were playing for my beloved team. He's selfish, a manager killer, and has a strange fetish for singles. Plus, he pretends he doesn't speak English. What is there to love about this guy? I don't think I could stand watching him all season, yelling "swing like a man" over 600 at bats. My wife would probably leave me or I'd be going through remote controls like a fat kid goes through doughnuts.
Keep reading!
-Conan
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